Share A laugh Win A Free Party or $100 Voucher From Sydneys Best Caterers


This is our new regular segment where our catering team share the best jokes they’ve heard around the party scene. Email them to your friends and give them a laugh too.

See if you can make us Laugh send your best Joke  aand Each month we will List a winner you can have a party to the value of  $500 Spit roast  or finger food and even the crook Jokes Will win a $100 Party Voucher Towards the Cost  of your party so send your jokes to jeff@allsuburbs.com.au and see if you can make us laugh  or at least smile

This months joke Comes from our factory Manager Kerry

A Sydney divorce lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The lawyer thought a moment, then said, “A week ago, I gave 50 cents to a homeless person on the street.” Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true.

Saint Peter said, “Well , that’s fine, but it’s not really quite enough to get you into Heaven.” The lawyer said, “Wait, Wait! There’s more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person 50 cents.” Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified.

Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, “Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?”

Gabriel gave the lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter,

“Let’s give him his dollar back and tell him to go to Hell.”

We promise you they will get better. How about you send us your best joke and if we use it in next month’s newsletter you win a $500 prize  -or we may send you a special prize  guaranteed to put a smile on your face! People who have received these gifts just crack up with laughter. Want one? Then send us your best joke today. Email to jeff@allsuburbs.com.au and don’t forget life really is pretty short so share a joke wth your friends whenever you can.

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